10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...