Blind Animals
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Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Photo From Nudist
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...