Safe to swim here?
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Be Bolder
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What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
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Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
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Paddy long legs!
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His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...