Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...