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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
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Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
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A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...