Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...