Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...