Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...