Touring guide for North
|Northerners visiting the South Information for Northerners Visiting the Southern StatesIf you are from...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...