Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!