A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...