How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...