Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...