Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...