cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Bull free in Tokoyo
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...