Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...