yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife’s not talking to you...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...