Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...