Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...