Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...