A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
A sign
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Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.