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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!