Lawyers give irrelevant information
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Soldier stands guard
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Yo mamma’s so stupid…
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Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Confusing women!!
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Cows Earthquake
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What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Diet Rules
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Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...