No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Convince these students
|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
A cold winter night
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.