Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...