Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
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Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...