Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...