What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...