The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...