Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...