Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.