Home burglar survey
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Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....