A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...