Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Mom would never say
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trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...