Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...