Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
NOTICE:
To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice About...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...