Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels
A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels by Susan Hewitt and...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...