Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...