Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...