A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Chemical Properties of Woman
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Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...