An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!