What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad…
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...