Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...