Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...