How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
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Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...