Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
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Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
You Can Never Really Go Back
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Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Mom would never say
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Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.