Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...