Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...