Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...