The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
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Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
The story with the moral
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!