Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Ultra dumb people 01
The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...